I've decided that your $250,000 in tournament winnings in the past, what, 2 months, means that you are the worst poker player ever. Everyone is free to disagree with me. I will only continue my rantings about how lucky you are. You and Moneymaker and Raymer and Hachem and Harrington (he only won 1 WSOP ME, you've got to win at least 2 to be good) are all just luckboxes. Meanwhile, I'm going to go back to donating to the $10+1 SNGs and complaining about how unlucky I am.

Will

P.S. You should give me $5000 to enter expensive tournaments that I will win because I'm so much better than you.