[mgsimpleton]

Player: fslexcduck
Age: 21

Nationality: New Jerseyite claiming to be a New Yorker in Spain because people "just don't know where new jersey is"
Style: crazy motherfu**er

Strengths:
1. hand reading
2. playing my opponent like a puppet and making him do my bidding
3. minesweeper
4. feminine wile
5. hashish

Weaknesses:
1. never folding bottom pair
2. understanding the spanish sense of humor
3. never folding ace high
4. sometimes breaking out in tears in the middle of a poker game. after all, we are very emotional creatures, we are.

Favorite Hand: T9s, obviously.

Favorite Move: big blind limp reraise

Most Feared Player: myself. i have to just hope after making some stupid bluff for my stack that the cards will fall into place just one more time.

Odds: 2-1. i run incredibly good at 2c poker and increeeeeedibly bad at anything higher.