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As I cautioned earlier, I don't make any claim to being the smoothest, coolest cat on the internet.

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Finally, I looked over at her and smiled. "You know," I said, "I wouldn't think it too forward of you if you tried to kiss me."

She laughed. "Oh, yeah?"

"Well, you know. If you wanted to. I wouldn't think less of you."



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These two passages contradict each other, you *ARE* the smoothest MF on the 'net. Good story.