Re: Funniest Line You Ever SAID at a Poker Table
Playing a $60 buyin NL tournament in Vegas, I openraised a couple off the button on a pure steal with J2o. The guy next to me calls (d'oh!) and the flop comes K22. I bet the pot, he calls. Turn is a 2, I check, he bets, I call. River is some irrelevant card, I check, he bets half the pot, I put him all-in and he quickly calls with TT to get busted by my quads.
Very next hand, I'm dealt KK, its folded to me, I raise, and everybody folds. I show the cowboys and say "I can't ALWAYS have jack deuce".
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