[kyro]

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OOT, your indifference to my plight has saddened me.

And it has made baby Jesus cry.

And, lo, the caterwauling of the babe awoke a large cantankerous toad which did smite the babe with its tongue, causing a rash and worrying the child’s mother so severely that her endless laments did drive the child’s stepfather to drink prodigiously making him ruin the wardrobe he was making for the wealthy sheep herder resulting in impoverishment for the young family leading to malnourishment and the eventual wasting away and early demise of the infant.

Plus, it forced me to play drunken p*k3r to pass the time.

Damn you. Damn you all. You are nothing but...

“A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

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