1)
Why do people do this to me?
2) Why do I always donk it up in tourneys I probably could have won but then get bad beats in tourneys when I actually play good.
3) Why does too much alcohol make me bluff too much?
4) Why do things become blurry when I cross my eyes?
5) Why can't I keep my eyes open when I sneeze?
6) Why can't I have aces at least once a tourney?
7) Why do I waste my time trying to be funny in lc threads like this one?
8) Why is Scuba's name NOT Scuba Steve?