First of all, since you can't read, it's K-A-R-E-L-I-N, and many people know who he is. Three Olympic gold medals, nine-time world champion, 12-time European of Greco-Roman wrestling. He is pretty well-known in the sporting community and he can definitely wipe the floor with that old bastard Chuckie.
Jean Claude. I'll bet you he doesn't slap at the ears.
The waiting in line jokes. You do realize that was the 1980s. People haven't waited in line for twenty years. In fact, you wait in line much more here than in Russia. Just go to the DMV.