[Leaky Eye]

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I'd start doing heroin.

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I have a friend who was told he was terminally ill. He blew his life savings partying and did every drug he could, including heroin. 6 months later they told him there was never anything wrong with him, and his tests were false positives.

Edit: I guess I should mention that he was told he had aids. So not only did he go through all that, he had to contact all his sex partners and tell them.