10. You think AA is a through ticket.


9. When flop is A67, you always bet out with a T9.


8. Your online handle is topgun


7. You win consistently playing headsup on Paradise Poker


6. You're always worried everyone is bluffing you.


5. You have capped it blind before the flop.


4. It was omaha HIGH ONLY you fat hump! A234 was no good until you spiked a wheel against top set. Nice.


3. Your night job is poker dealer


2. You're up over 5 big bets per hour at the local 3-6 game.


and the number one sign.......


1. You keep losing to JOEYBITCH


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