[jakethebake]

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her: "my name's rachel"
me: "i'm 27 y/o i have 2 kids." *i'm really 22 and have no kids* "i'm married but i take my ring off at night to meet chicks"
her: *looking REAL uncomfortable focusing now on my friend* "so what's your name"
me: *interrupting her* "i'm not through with you yet..." *insert constant barrages here*

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This is funny. Do you think up the constant barrages in advance or just whatever pops into your head?