Liars, Liars. Liars.

When it is HYPOTHETICAL, everyone is a badass.

1) Hookers
2) Heroin
3) Homicide
4) Hamburgers

In real life it would be this

1) Uncontrollable crying
2) Trying to find religion and praying to whatever God will listen.
3) Spending 3 of those days in a doctors office waiting for the second opinion to confirm you now have 4 days to live.


Me however, I actually am a badass. This means I would be eating burgers out a Hooker's beav while she is shooting Heroin into my neck. Her Pimp, who I just shot, is dead in the corner.

LLL