Hand 1 - The Trifecta
Because I thought I could. Villain is a complete LAGtard/tool. He has one speed preflop and postflop: bet/raise (70/22/2.1). Admittedly, limping OOP w/98o is a little dicey vs this guy, but I figured my hand was likely best and if I hit, well...
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 4 handed)
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Preflop: JerseyTom is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
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2 folds</font>, JerseyTom completes, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises</font>, JerseyTom calls.
Flop: (4 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
JerseyTom checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom caps</font>, BB calls.
Turn: (6 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
JerseyTom checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom caps</font>, BB calls.
River: (14 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
JerseyTom checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom raises</font>, BB calls.
Final Pot: 18 BB
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 5h 6h (two pair, nines and fives).
JerseyTom has 8d 9s (full house, nines full of eights).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 18 BB. </font>
Hand 2 - The Sexy
Different table. Again, because I thought I could. Villain has overplayed a few good-but-not-great hands already this session. CO is a new buddy.
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 6 handed)
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Preflop: JerseyTom is SB with 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
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1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, JerseyTom calls, BB calls.
Flop: (8 SB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom bets</font>, BB folds, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls, JerseyTom calls.
Turn: (7 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises</font>, CO calls $3.50 (All-In), <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP caps</font>, JerseyTom calls.
River: (16.75 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>
JerseyTom checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom caps</font>, MP calls.
Final Pot: 24.75 BB
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
JerseyTom has 9c 9h (three of a kind, nines).
MP has Qc Kh (one pair, kings).
CO has 6c Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 24.75 BB. </font>
Hand 3 - The Good Old-Fashioned Ass-Reaming
UTG is same retard from Hand 1. Button is a fairly solid player who has clearly been waiting for a spot to play back at UTG.
Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (6 max, 5 handed)
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Preflop: JerseyTom is SB with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, <font color="#666666">
1 fold</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Button calls.
Flop: (13 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
JerseyTom checks, <font color="#CC3333">UTG bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises</font>, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Button calls, JerseyTom calls.
Turn: (12.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Button calls, JerseyTom calls.
River: (24.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises</font>, Button calls, <font color="#CC3333">JerseyTom 3-bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG caps</font>, Button calls, JerseyTom calls.
Final Pot: 36.50 BB
Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has Js Th (one pair, jacks).
Button has 5c 5s (three of a kind, fives).
JerseyTom has Jh Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: JerseyTom wins 36.50 BB. </font>