Well, so much for my theories.

"He ran a simulation of billions of hands and the computer recorded the win % of the first hand after a loss and the win % the first hand after a win. Even 1 step further, he recorded what happened on the hand after 2 wins, 2 losses, a win and a loss, and a loss and a win."

After reading that paragraph I'm not going to waste any more time trying to figure out a way to beat the casino games. Not only had someone else thought of my idea before me but he'd tested it through a billion hands.

I guess I'll take your advice and get drunk.