Re: Strangest thing you\'ve made love to?
When I was in 6th grade, my friend told me to try having sex with a turkey baster with the rubber thing taken off, except the hole was too small and I was like "WTF? It's a sharp metal edge. that can't be good." So I went on a kind of scavenger hunt around my house trying to find things to have sex with.
That's when I found an old stuffed animal from when I was a little kid that had a hole ripped between its legs, exposing its warm, soft, cotton insides.
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