Re: What\'s the best one-liner you\'ve heard?
Just remembered this one. Playing low-limit holdem in New Orleans, there's this guy with the absolute best tell: Every time he nails a flop, he screams "GOD DAMMIT!!". OK, so this hand comes up where he raises preflop in early position. flop is QTT. Screams "GOD DAMMIT!!" and pounds his fist on the table while he checks. He check-raises the turn and bets the river with two callers, and me being a smartass, I say "Show em your pocket Queens". He smiles and turns his cards over and says with a laugh "How did you know what I had?". Ok, Foward five hands later. I'm heads up against the same guy, I bet the A [img]/forums/images/icons/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/forums/images/icons/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/forums/images/icons/club.gif[/img] flop, he raises, I call. We both check the turn. I bet the river with an A and he folds. I say "Flush draw, huh?" He gets a badass look on his face and says "Don't ever try to put a read on me!!"
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