Yeah, stripping and manwhoring is definitely not going to work. If I were female, judging from what's out there on Craigslist, I might have a shot. But I'm not and there just isn't the demand for what I've got to offer.

Retail has some possibilities, although most retail jobs i've worked in the past paid almost nothing.

Some ideas I have so far --
Computer tech support/help desk
Teach an online university class (won't be enough $)
Freelance writing
Security