Satin sheets.
Opinions? Other than "they're gay". My girlfriend just got some, and they are so damn slick, that my pillow keeps slipping out from under my head while I sleep. Plus any rough finger/toe nails make that horrible scratching on polyester sound I can't stand. She likes em I hate em, what do you guys think?
P.S. Yes, I tried sticking it in her pooper, but she just keeps sliding away from me.
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