Thats a riot,but I like Peets as an alternative to StarBucks.I have a real life story that is similar.In the early 80's I was a local on the IMM.I also did currency arbitrage for about two years on the exchange.I moved to NY and applied for

a FX position with Pepsi hedging their foreign

exchange exposure.They told me that some times they don't hedge if they have a strong feeling regarding which way the dollar is going to move.

I said "so you speculate".They said we don't speculate we just don't hedge.Needless to say

I didn't get the job.