[Ulysses]

Now I am not sure if Dustin is a donkey or the greatest player alive. I have no idea what is going on.

FullTiltPoker Game #301459214: Table Gardenia - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:05:26 ET - 2005/11/21
Seat 4: agent007 ($10,000), is sitting out
Seat 5: krisqueen ($10,000)
Seat 6: Dustin Dirksen ($41,036.75)
Seat 7: steaming ($2,398)
Seat 9: PrimePickins ($29,165.50)
steaming posts the small blind of $50
HelloSexyGirl (Observer): ON CHAT!!!
diecamilledie (Observer): Christ, DD has chips again
PrimePickins posts the big blind of $100
styleWcash (Observer): play dags for 1 mil heads up kalik, see if its all luck
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
HelloSexyGirl (Observer): HAHAHAHAHA
MRBOFUS (Observer): loser
MMEDIUMM (Observer): Prime is actually the man
krisqueen folds
Dustin Dirksen raises to $350
steaming folds
gupta16 (Observer): haha so he started with 200 dollars
PrimePickins raises to $1,100
Dustin Dirksen calls $750
*** FLOP *** [8h 9s Td]
diecamilledie (Observer): Don't you all know not to give this guy chips?
PrimePickins bets $1,000
gupta16 (Observer): and now plays for like 50 000 and nite
Dustin Dirksen calls $1,000
KALIKRNGUYX (Observer): LOOK AT ALL U NO LIFE LOSERS, WATCHIN PEOPLE PLAY POKER, HAHA
*** TURN *** [8h 9s Td] [8d]
styleWcash (Observer): 600
KALIKRNGUYX (Observer): GET A JOB
PrimePickins checks
Dustin Dirksen bets $4,250
bigredAK (Observer): let me s ur d
PrimePickins calls $4,250
*** RIVER *** [8h 9s Td 8d] [6h]
Justin Wiliams (Observer): get a fking life
PrimePickins checks
MRBOFUS (Observer): live
Dustin Dirksen bets $12,750
Genitruc (Observer): funnier every time KALIK
styleWcash (Observer): look at this guy makin fun of people watchin, wow, does it get any worse
Genitruc (Observer): keep em coming
faite (Observer): i would love to see dn and dustin play i think they would be insane pots
PrimePickins has 15 seconds left to act
bigredAK (Observer): nick u $&$#ing own
styleWcash (Observer): do it
funa (Observer): heroic call?
KALIKRNGUYX (Observer): U GUYS ARE PATHETIC
PrimePickins calls $12,750
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dustin Dirksen shows [8c 9c] (a full house, Eights full of Nines)
diecamilledie (Observer): I'd call with A fu.cking high right here!
PrimePickins mucks
Dustin Dirksen wins the pot ($38,248) with a full house, Eights full of Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $38,250 | Rake $2
Board: [8h 9s Td 8d 6h]
Seat 4: agent007 is sitting out
Seat 5: krisqueen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Dustin Dirksen (button) collected ($38,248)
Seat 7: steaming (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: PrimePickins (big blind) mucked

Edited to add: KK for PP here.