[GrekeHaus]

1. That piss I took on Zzyzx road was damn satisfying.

2. At one point, I managed to piss off Yugo's scrippa to the point she wouldn't talk to me for a while. I'm not exactly sure what I said, but I think it had something to do with me pointing out that Yugo was extremely drunk and that she should be able to take advantage of him.

3. I even talked to Suited for at least 15-20 minutes on that trip.

4. I had only one Heineken. Mostly Coronas. Heineken is the JTo of beers, not AKo as Yugo claims.

5. Yugo wouldn't shut up about the "Australians Down Under" show going on at the Excalibur. It was some show featuring male dancers, and I think he was disappointed we didn't go.

6. Ever play Spanish 21? It's like blackjack, but with more favorable rules. After dealing through a shoe, I asked what the deal was and the dealer told me there were no tens in the deck. That was about it for my counting system.

7. The $6/$12 game I played at the Mirage was the hardest game I played all week.

8. If Joe Mauer were a hot 5'1" stripper, I would totally do him.