Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
Young player blurts out "F*CK!" when his flopped set gets flushed down the river.
Old Geezer: "You know why they call it poker, son?"
Young guy: "Why?"
Old Geezer: "Because f*ck was allready taken."
Another:
Player 1: "I'm so stuck I have to hit the bad beat just to get even."
Player 2: "At least you have outs."
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