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"I hate playing pocket aces, 'cause they never win"

(Heard someone bitching this while I was raising the pot with pocket aces. I won the pot.)

"I can't believe she beat me with trip deuces."

(What? You'd rather your Ace-crap offsuit be beat by trip kings?)

"You were lucky to make that flush on the river."

(I just love that one.)

"All I got was pocket crap."
or
"If I could figure out how to play 62o, I'd be a millionaire."

(Both me, in response to people being annoyed that I'm folding so many hands pf. Typically, when I utter the second of those two, it's followed by a flop of 662, and a hearty round of laughter over what a crappy player I am for folding my 62o. I very much enjoy what that laughter holds for my future.)

"When you raised me on the river, I realized you might have something."

(like my flop and turn raises didn't count. I'm glad they didn't.)