Re: What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?
"When I play high-cards, I lose. When I play low-cards, I lose. I don't know what else to play anymore!"
"This low-limit $hit (Hold 'Em game) aint poker...it's 2 card bingo! Hey floorman, put me on the 4-8 Omaha!"
2 friends sitting at the same table..."Hey Joe, you sat down 15 minutes ago, aren't you going to say hello?" Joe says, "Oh, Steve! Hi, how are you? I didn't recognize you...you've got chips in front of you!"
LMFAO @ that one!
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