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Last week after reading these ridiculously great stories on Casino whoring, I decided to plunge into it. I followed all the posts real closely and Homer's website. First off, I just wanted to say thank you to Homer, for having very easy instructions and chiming in with answers to the questions everyone has asked. (clap clap [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img])

First was Nugget. I deposited the 50 pounds and got my dos hundo, and went to business. Finished the required hands and found myself at 265 pounds, up 15 from the 4400 hands I set it at or whatever, dont remember. Proceede to muff around in PaiGow and played some Video Poker and happily sent away my withdrawl request for 286 pounds. I finished playing the hands last Monday (a week ago) and waited out the 24 hr reversal period. Long story short, I dont know who fouled up here, but on Saturday it finally emailed me and said my transaction was approved and funds were on the way to Neteller. They still arent in yet, but hopefully they will be there by the end of the day. I was a little disappointed in Nugget, I told a couple of friends who whored on Thursday and received their money on Saturday in Neteller. We shall see if it actually comes today.

Riverbelle experience. This was just unreal...Deposited the 250 pounds, got the bonus 6 hrs later setup the autoplay yada yada yada. Set it for 7000 hands, and off it went. I was watching it haphazardly, seeing where I was at. On Nugget I would sit and watch it, and watch myself losing on 20, and other "bad beats". 400 hands in I was down to 458 pounds remaining. I was thinking back to Hung's post, and was figuring I was the next to go broke. The gf calls me at the 500 hand mark or so and wants to go see Stepford Wives. (Terrible movie btw, dont go and see it...Great cast, great concept, awful plot/storyline) I come back a few hours later and saying a prayer to myself that I didnt bust out. I flip on the monitor to see the autoplay complete and current balance of 656 pounds!!! I do a little jig, and proceed to look at the stats. They show your 1-3 "biggest scores". Twice I had won 12 units on one deal. Highest I had on Lucky was 8. Those hands must of been nutty, like 6 splits and 6 doubles? Probably delt out half the deck. Anyone have any idea what the most likely hand was? Like dealer showing a 6, me with 2 4's, and then splitting and doubling almost whatever ended up coming with the 4? Interesting thought if anyone wants to look that over? So anyway, after my jig of happiness, I proceed back to the video poker machines to kick back some of those pounds to RiverBelle as a thank you. I am playing jacks or better, bettin 5 coins at a dime, and quarter just goin back and forth blah blah, an hour later after I felt I gave them a fair share to claim some of their money back, I am sittin with 634 pounds or so. I figure its time to finally gamble for once, and figure I will quit once I give them their 34 pounds back and happily cashing out at 600. I crank up the machine to 5 coins 2pounds per bet. First hand a pull a full house. I start laughing, thinking this casino just refuses to take its money back. I play another 20 pound deal, and dont see one face card, I figure they are finally taking cover. Third pull, 2 8's on the deal, 2 more on the deal. Yea, 4 8's, 125 x 2 pounds = leaving my account at 908 or so. I continue to laugh and shake my head at River Belle's misfortune and think of me getting ready to make a "Hung post", and happily proceed to cashout for 908 pounds!

Now this Lucky Nugget holdup doesnt seem so bad after all. That should come today, with RiverBelle coming around Thursday. Good timing since my gf who dragged me away from the misfortunes of watching is having a birthday, which requires me to spend a nice chunk of that whoring on her. Hell I guess its fair in the long run, having to whore casinos to then spend that money to continue to get the other types of whoring, all us 18-35 yr old males know and love. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]


Thanks for reading, hopefully this made your days at work better than mine. This is awful, is it 5:30 yet??