[Jezebel]

Actually, sunglasses are probably the most overrated part of any nit's wardrobe. You first need a good hooded sweatshirt and a ballcap with an online casino embroidered on the front. Then get an MP3 player. If you are a little short on money just pick up the headphones and pretend you are listening to music. No nit would be caught dead without his headphones. The sunglasses are the icing on the cake. Only imitation Oakleys are acceptable as true nit gear.