[limon]

im fat, smelly, poor, single, have no culinary taste, and only play poker. could it be possible that i'm fit, married, well off, accomplished and still play winning poker 3 nights a week? here's a tip. if you want your pasty bloated wife to "allow" you to play poker a couple nights a week try winning once in a while...buy her a new pair of manolo's (i think they come in EEE) and she'll change her toon in a second.

hmmm come to think of it maybe you were complimenting my culinary tastes by suggesting i enjoy ramen...its probably the best chinese you'll find in mineeesooooda. Personally I go for the dry aged hand cut new york served by a waiter older than god at Dan Tana's on the Sunset strip.