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Playing 2/4 at the Bike, and getting reamed; no cards, no successful draws, mucho suckouts when I do get something, so I'm not in the best of moods.

I'm in SB and dealer deals me Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] but he fumbles the deal and the second card flips back up his arm. After I get the card, the player to my right says that he saw my card. He replaces the J with a 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. Mistakes happen (I had this happen with pocket aces one time), and I didn't get too upset.

I guess I did have a little scowl on my face because the next hand the dealer says something about "this guy looks mean" so I say I'm just tired and make some lame joke, the table laughs, I smile. I make small talk about how he's left handed, he says they just started letting him deal left-handed, yadda yadda yadda, and everything is peachy.

Anywho, next hand I'm on the Button and I get K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. Decent UTG, average UTG+1, and a LAG middle position player see the flop with me.

Flop is K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

LAG bets but he has bet at EVERY flop he's been in if checked to him, so nobody believes him and we all call.

Turn is a rag

Checked around (LAG always bets the flops and checks the turn if he has nothing)

River brings a rag.

Checked to me, and I bet. Everyone calls. UTG shows K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and takes down the small pot.

UTG had been moderately aggressive all night, so I was a bit surprised he didnt bet the river when it was pretty clear no flushes were out.

In hindsight, I don't like the way I played this. I play K5s on the Button because I credit myself with being able to get away from the hand if I miss. When LAG bet at the pot I should have let the other two guys play sheriff.

Anyway, as the dealer pushes the massive 8BB pot over to UTG he says to UTG and UTG+1, "After about the hundredth time you play a high card with no kicker and get beat... you'll stop playing them."

I was a bit peeved that he jacked up my previous hand, and that I'd been taking a beating all night, so I kept my mouth shut for fear of overreacting and blowing up at the dealer. I didn't even think it was worth calling over the floorman and asking him to instruct the dealer not to give his personal opinions about the cards the players played. I didn't feel like explaining that K5s from the Button was a better hand than K9o UTG. I didn't bother telling the dealer that his job was to deliver the cards, and the next time LAG played 96o against me he'd better not tell the guy he's playing crap cards. I just said to myself 'he'll never get another tip from me.'

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Well the way I see it, the dealer's right, but that isn't the point. Tell him to keep his fng mouth shut next time and when he learns how to deal, then maybe he can start critiquing your play (which he should NEVER do btw).

Anyway, you did play the hand like sh&%^t. Either raise the flop after the LAG or fold, probably knock UTG out with a flop like that.