[HDPM]

HDPW though he was so cute. "Oh, we have to get him," she said. "He is so little and cute he won't be able to destroy everything like the last one." When she drives him around in her convertible, everybody says, "Awwwwwwwwww, what a cuuuute little puppa dog..." etc. And HDPW though she loved him. But you see, HDPW also thought it would be Oh So Nice to have a Christmas tree this year. While puppy was still little. So she bought a bunch of new ornaments. Had it all planned. And filled HDPM's car up with rancid pine needles getting the SOB home. And put a gazillion lights on and hung the new ornaments with care. Along with some carefully selected old ones. And puppy was happy. Because you see, puppies do in fact eat glass, styrofoam, plastic beads, and wire. And as I type this HDPW asks the dog what he did with the wooden ornament that a niece sent with a picture of the niece in it. Like he is a person. And like the thing isn't chewed up in the yard somewhere. The tally is eight pieces of styrofoam and bead fake fruit, 9-15 glass ornaments including paint, etc..., and at least two strands of wire cut up into 12"sections, and the niece ornament. And HDPW got one glass shard in the thumb. Puppy is just a little less loved tonight. Maybe HDPW will ask how .45 cartridges go in the handle. [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]