Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations
Just last night I was playing low limit Party full ring game and I was dealt TT. Several players see the flop in a raised pot and it comes AKQ all clubs. I have no clubs and there are like 4 or 5 opponents so I basically fold to 1 bet. Guy to my left raises, etc. He goes on to win the hand with AK for a flopped 2 pair.
I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.
Him: HUH?
Me: I had TT preflop. Nice suckout jerk.
Him: I flopped two pair jackass! How is that a suckout!?
Me: TT>AK preflop. You got sooo lucky. U a joke of a playa.
Him: LOL R U serious?!
Me; What book does it say it's good to play hands when u dominated by a PP?
Him: What book does it say fold AK preflop!?!?
Me; U a joke.
Him: Read Sklansky
Me: Who is Skalsky? Sounds like a (epithet).
Him: Uhhh someone who knows how to play AK [censored]
Me; Sounds like a cable guy or something. U go get sklansky tell him I wanna play him heads up.
Him: Theory of Poker, SSHE...etc. Heard of em?
Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.
lol. This went on and on and the whole time he really believed I was PO'd about his AK "sucking out" on my TT at a limit table. lol.
Pretty sure he paid me off later, don't quite remember for sure though.
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