The worst beat someone could get at a poker table.
Ok, so Im playing @ Turning Stone Live 1/2 and I pick up T [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] in the CO and it is folded to me. I raise it up and everyone folds. It was about that time I realized a funny itch in my lower reigions [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] and I got up and left the table. I called my girlfriend Kevin and he said that he was sorry, and that he cheated on me with a twelve year old prostitute that had a VD.
So anyway I went back to the tables and picked up A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and raised and there were two donkey monkey fish callers. Actually, one was a donk money, the other was just a fishy donk. Anyway, the flop was 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]8 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and I tripled up. THat made me about 300$
I left the table and got stacked @ the doctors office cuz he made me pay 350$ for ballbag cream. VDs are -ev
I think Ed Miller should write a book about sexual diseases and poker.
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