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I have an interesting story about worms...after a massive like 18hr drinking session with some other drugs thrown in I go to take a huge [censored], it's slightly green which was odd but I think I was drinking something with blue food colouring. Anyway I'm trying to clean the [censored] from my ass but it's just not cleaning off so I decide to jump in the shower. As I reach around there to clean this nastiness away with a yet of water, I pull from my ass what must have been a 8-10inch wrigling worm, but it happened so quick I just didn't really catch on what was going on just to see it slide down the drain. Anyway I never had the problem again obviously the worm was trying to espcape my body.