[Cry Me A River]

In no particular order:

1) Bang a chick from Myspace
2) SIIHP
3) Eat a stick of butter
4) Start a fight with a bunch of 5 year olds
5) Burn off my genital warts
6) Hire the ugliest hooker I can find on Craigslist
7) High speed chase with police helicopter
8) Email Mrs Utah
9) Learn to use MS Paint
10) [NSFW]