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Good story for this thread

The Fastest Going From Having Sex With a Girl to She is Out the Door

Farking around with this girl. Stick my index finger in the pooper. I say "Hey, I'm touching your poo!". She is up and out the door without a word in about 10 seconds flat.

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The only thing sadder than this post is the fact that you're proud of this.

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Quite proud too! Because it's a good line. "I'm touching your poo!" It comes in hand at all sorts of inappropriate times.