50000/100000 no limit hold em HU, i have AK of spades and raise in the BB he calls (he has about 40 million, i have him covered) flop QJT all spades, i bet 5 million, he pushes, i call (so pot is about 80 million here plus several of his children), he shows TT, turn T river Joker (what) and my rf gets beaten again by penta-tens.

then i ate some combos