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Once again, I have to agree with diebitter. Fonzie was a member of a STREET GANG, "The Falcons". He also defeated the Malachi Brothers in a DEMOLITION DERBY. Perhaps his coup d'grace was performing a death defying waterski jump over a DEADLY GREAT WHITE SHARK. Questioning The Fonz' toughness only proves your discomfort with your own sexual tendencies. Perhaps your doctor can prescribe testosterone for you, so that you can try to slow down your metamorphosis into a giant vagina.

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1. "Falcons" are the gayest of all raptors. I've heard that their overwhelming gayness is threatening the future of the species.

2. The Malachi brothers looked like village people rejects and besides DEMOLITION DERBY??????

3. Fonzie wore a life preserver when he jumped that shark. I also heard that the grease in his hair acts like shark repellant. If he was a real hero, he would have swam into the shark arena and gone mano y fino with the eating machine.

more to come.