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Old 12-16-2005, 04:53 PM
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Default Re: Nominations for Greatest Warrior of All

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Evidence toward the Fonz being less than Heroic.

1) His office was a men's room. (Seems a little gay to me)

MEN's room, not little boys' room, please note.
2) Once tried to pick up Richie Cunningham (albeit Richie was dressed as a woman) [/b]
Shows his enourmous mojo

3) Was all of 5'3
Shows he's an even more awesome warrior than some 7 foot barbarian

4) Worked as "Dean of Boys" with that tool Roger
Who became the awesome Jefferson D'Arcy

5) He lived in Milwaukee
You have to be tough to survive this

6) He wore a helmet when he made the motorcyle jump in front of Arnold's (What a wuss!)
To stop the concrete from breaking

7) His name was "Arthur"
Like King Arthur?

8) He created his own gay dance "Do the Fonzie"
Because he was so confident in his masculinity.



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