[Los Feliz Slim]

After I broke up with my long-term college girlfriend and moved away from St. Louis, she began hitting on one of my best friends. He talked about it with me, and at the time I was so happy she had given up trying to get me back I was all for it. Of course, it turned out bothering me greatly, and while we are still friends it's always hanging there between us.

The moral of the story is, if you care at all about remaining friends with Bill, don't do it.