1. place large bowl on floor next to sharp corner of a wall.
2. grab bottle by the neck
3. swing bottle at corner of wall, making contact in the middle of the bottle.
4. bottle will break spilling contents on the ground, mostly in the bowl.
5. drink the beer out the bowl, (dont worry about the glass, pretend its candy)
6. go out to your garage
7. get a hammer
8. begin hitting yourself over the head repeatedly for buying non-american beer.
9. you will be dead, many people will be happy, celebrations will ensue, people will buy a great amount of american beer, the US economy = happy

thanks, hippy