Tell him "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

Or "You're one ugly muthafucka."

Or "You don't know what kind of enemy I am."

I guess you could ask him why he ran for governator or what he likes most about it, softball questions like that...

Or you could ask him about cigars and chess, two things I've read he's really interested in. Ask him if he's ever played p@#$r. Ask him what he thinks of Barbara Boxer or Nancy Pelosi. Sounds like fun - give us an update when you get back.

ScottieK