Here's the latest reply to my "You're kidding right?" response. At least they mention something relevant...
Dear xxxxx,
Thank you for contacting our Customer Care team.
Firstly these offers are not your December deal this in being put
together now, and should be with you shortly.
I am sorry you feel we do not offer a competitive incentive program,
but we stick by our offers, so far this month we have given you the
chance to win $1 million for the "Touchdown" promotion with $400 up for
grabs for just answering the five football questions each week, we also
offered you the chance to take part in the "Santa's party pack" offer (you
have 9 days so far this month already were you have earned enough
points) were you could have earned an extra $300, we have given you a
deposit bonus worth upto $100. so in total you have had the chance to re
coupe $800 without the main December promotion, which for most players is
about 20/25% of the what you put in.
So please keep an eye on the "news and events" page on the web site and
also by logging into the "my account" section you will see any targeted
promotions which you are eligible for. please be patient and we will
send you a further deal for December.
If you have any further queries, please do not hesitate to contact our
customer care department at any time. We are here 24/7 to assist you
via email at
vip@partypoker.com
Enjoy your Day
Darren
VIP Club
Customer Care Department