Getting Paid to Eat Taco Bell
Bitches,
I found a penny in my grande soft taco yesterday. I'm not kidding. I already bitched and complained to Tashita (not kidding, her real name) at 1-800-Taco Bell.
Paraphrased Conversation:
"Tashita, I found a penny in my Grande Soft Taco"
"O rly?"
"Ya rly"
"O rly"
"Ya rly"
"No Wai"
"I didn't eat it, but I almost did. I could have died"
(silence from T-dog)
"This is serious. You know how many people die each year from eating pennies?"
"No sir, I do not"
"Me either"
"I don't know what you can do for me Tashita, I will never eat at Taco Bell again" (big bluff)
What's your play from here?
I have no picture of it, but I have the reciept and I have a lot of free time on my hands, so I'm looking for suggestions.
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