[Guthrie]

How to play like a donk:

1. Play junk cards, like 83o, from any position, especially UTG. That sets you up for number 2.

2. When you flop trips, call the sucker's flop bet and wait for the turn to raise. Don't worry if there are two of a suit on the flop, only donks suck out flushes, so you're good.