Re: Funniest Moment, but you can not laugh.
7th Grade - Catholic Middle School....
We're taking a multiple choice test in the cafeteria on the bible/religion. During the administration of the test the School/Church Pastor - a 50 yr old drunk and child molester (though we weren't publicly aware of the latter at this time) was roaming between the tables observing for cheaters and also answering questions.
At one point the student next to me raised his hand to ask a question and the pastor came over to answer. One of the multiple choice responses on the test was "fornicate". The student asked the pastor: "What does fornicate mean". In the pastor's deep, old-man-pastor-type tone, clearly audible to anyone in the room he answered: "It means to F$CK!".
At 12 yrs old - this was obscenely hilarious and very difficult not to laugh.
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