one time i had a few thousand in my pocket. It was seperated into rubberbanded $20 stacks of $1k. My drug dealer buddy and I had been doing blow all night and were crashing out around roughly 10am when I sprung up and exclaimed "Hey bitch, ever been slapped with a G-stack before?" and threw one of the rubberbanded stacks at his back as hard as I could.

He arches his back and yells "AAAAAAAAHH!! Motherf---er!!! F--- you, I'm keeping this!"

I said "Go ahead" and we both fell asleep.