Back when I was teaching...

The party was thrown at a bar, but we had to pay for drinks, cuz schools have no money. So some of the younger teachers pregamed a bit. The English department mentions this female student that's really bothering her, and a few other teachers chime in about she's not a good student in their classes as well. The new math teacher, who's quite drunk from pregaming, suddenly gets excited about this student, and says, "Yeah, so and so doesn't know [censored] about trig, but she's hot as hell. I gave a her a C just she'd feel like she owed me. I can't wait until her parents make her come for extra help." Everyone looks at him horrified. He looks at me, cuz I was her science teacher. "Jay, you know you want to tap that ass..." (I totally did- this girl wore these microminiskirts and tops with no bra all the time. Just walking jailbait...but I digress) and I just hung him out to dry and didn't say anything. Said math teacher got fired after Xmas break.