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Old 12-08-2005, 11:11 AM
vexvelour vexvelour is offline
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: staring at the freeway
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Default Re: How many times have you been pulled over...

I've been pulled over 3 times.

-Speeding (90 in 55), driving too close - warning.

-Broken back bumper cause some dumb bitch doing her makeup slammed into the back of me and the cops apparently think it's "unsafe" - warning to get it fixed

-Expired licence and registration TWO DAYS after my birthday, the cop hassled me for a while then said "Happy belated Birthday" - warning

Lesson: Grow bewbs. Also, having no blemishes on your record really, really, really helps.
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