Re: Post your best hammered casino poker story here
ah man....
how about the drunk guy that sits down at the MGM - limps with AQ and leaves me AT in the big blind unopposed.
Flop comes KQJ, and we both get our money in post flop and I drag the pot at which time he tells someone I'm an awful player.
I ragged on him a bit - told him to rebuy - but he left.
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Laughlin - late one night I'm there and there's a real drunk guy who was engaged in a pathetic attempt at hitting on a dealer or a dealer's gf - one of the two.
He asked her name right before action, and rather then answer him she went "raise" and he goes "raise - that's an odd name." -
Eventually the floor said he was cutoff, and he took his chips and left - no doubt not to bed but to find another place he could be served. Saw a cop car outside the place a bit later - I think he got busted or passed out somewhere in the casino.
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Had a loose drunk at Canterbury one time - real donator but the dealers had to keep telling him to watch his language - he finally got pissed and left and on one hand, the game was so damned slow we're glad it sped up - on the other hand, by ragging him about swearing that drove him from the table.
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For my money my fav. was the waitress at the MGM who brought me whiskey the first night I was there.
She brought me 3 shots while I'm playing and I asked for a 4th - of course I'm tipping every time... when she brought the 4th it was in the normal shot glass but about 4-5 times as much booze - almost to the rim. (usually they were about 1/4th full at most)
I pointed out I HAD to drink it - it was a dare - I got it down - backed off after that except for a couple Smirnoffs, and walked out at 11am and took 10 min. to find the Strip - (walked out the wrong door) - went to the Imperial Palace where I played a tourney hungover and on 25 hrs without sleep before I could get into my room.
guess she knew she could save a lot of work by just bringing the next 4 all at once. [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]
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