(Sigh)
A new laptop: $1,000
A state of the art rollerball/mouse: $50
An antique desk to work at: $3,000
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Knowing when and where to insert commas, PRICELESS.
- If I miss the flop - COMMA - 95% of the time I'm gone to the first raise. (Assumes you will fold 95% of the time WHEN you miss)
- If I miss the flop 95% of the time I'm gone to the first raise. (Assumes you are running very badly and missing 95% of the flops you see)
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I am now going out to get a life; upon my return I'm going to wake my GF and beg for sex - if, and only if, I get a good price on the life.
Normally I wouldn't wake her this late but getting a bargain always makes me so horny.
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"Nice to meet you, Mrs Smith. My name is Bob and I'll be giving you your golf lesson today. I understand this is your first time playing so let's start with your grip. I don't mean to be indelicate, but the best way for me to explain the proper method is, pretend the club is your husband's penis".
"I think we should work on your stance now, Mrs Smith - so if you'd be so kind as to take the club out of your mouth . . ."
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