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once when i was too young to remember, i accidentally stepped on a cake my mother had made for a family function.

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I pooped under the Christmas tree.

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I peed in the fireplace once in front of a bunch of my parents' friends.

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No, I meant tonight. But it was really a weird thing to learn I didnt need to be drunk to do this.