[bad beetz]

Except for maybe the rural Midwest, everyone is ok with it now.

I remember three years ago when someone at a party was like, "Hey, beetz's name!, I heard you met your girlfriend on the internet......" .... chirp.... chirp chirp (record scratches) *tumbleweed*.

Oh, they laughed...... They had their fun..

NOW LITTLE DID THEY KNOW THAT I SAW THE FUTURE AND NOW I AM THE INTERNET DATING KING.

I need to write a book.